condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via britneytitney)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via wilsonmeyer)

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

(Source: draculas-asshole, via skeleton-trees)

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

(via hudlion)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via hap-ppiness)

burgrs:

my life spirals out of control every 20 minutes 

(via nohomosapien)

(Source: jetstreak, via instagrampa)

(Source: butthorn, via pleatedjeans)

woodstock1711:

geminiseyes:

This would be my heaven!

Heaven. I’m in heaven :)

(Source: collectingforourdreamhome, via domwithpen-deactivated20140601)